a todos os galifoons

sexta-feira, novembro 10, 2006

PÉROLAS (parte 2 )

welllllll.............ha coisas maravilhosas...
no estado de massachusetts:
. os participantes de velórios nao podem comer mais do que 3 sanduiches.
. é proibido ressonar excepto se todass as janelas e portas do quarto estiverem devidamente fechadas.
. não são permitidos gorilas na parte traseira dos carros.
( entre tantas outras...)
EM BALTIMORE:
. é crime atirar fardos de palha da janela de um segundo andar dentro dos limites da cidade.
. nao se deve levar leoes ao cinema.
. é considerado ofensa maltratar ostras.

LOUISIANA:
. nao existem restriçoes estaduais sobre a altura, por isso, os cidadaos podem crescer o que quiserem. (uffaaa mto mais descansados)

MAINE:
. os passageiros estao proibidos de sair de um aviao durante um voo.
. existe uma lei que declara aberto um periodo legal de caça aos advogados.

ALABAMA:
. nao e permitido atirar ranho ao vento.
. em circunstancia alguma deve transportar um cone de gelado no bolso de tras.
. proibem se os pombos de comer as grainhas nos telhados feitos em fibra de vidro.
. é ilegal vender amendoins depois do por-do-sol, as terças-feiras.



AMANHA HA MAIS......

quinta-feira, novembro 09, 2006

PEROLAS!!!!!!!!!



Fiz descobertas fantasticas ontem!!!!! Emprestaram-me um livro ( chama se "as leis mais estupidas do mundo") e fiquei surpreendida com o que encontrei!!! vou passar para aqui algumas classicas, vou abrir o livro numa pagina qualquer.......... e.............tcharammmm.........ca esta uma linda:
No estado da Florida é:
. ilegal ter relaçoes sexuais com a fêmea do porco espinho.
. é contra a lei quebrar o vidro de uma montra num sitio publico,depois das 18:00, ás terças feiras. ( antes das 18 td bem se quiser faze-lo depois tera q ser nos restantes dias.......ahhahaha)
. é considerado ofensa tomar-se duche nu ( jamais mas........alguem toma duche nu???? acho q nao.....|)
. se um elefante for deixado preso a um parquimetro, a taxa de estacionamenton tem de pagar-se como se fosse um veiculo.
. é proibido ás donas de casa partir mais do que 3 pratos por dia ou de escavacar mais do que 4 chavenas e/ou pires.
. é ilegal caçar ou matar veados enquanto se está a nadar.

sexta-feira, outubro 27, 2006

UM DOS MELHORES EPISODIOS DE SEMPRE

domingo, julho 30, 2006

You´re all i have

Strain this chaos turn it into light
I've got to see you one last night
Before the lions take their share
Leave us in pieces, scattered everywhere

Just give me a chance to hold on
Give me a chance to hold on
Give me a chance to hold on
Just give me something to hold onto

It's so clear now that you are all that I have
I have no fear cos you are all that I have
It's so clear now that you are all that I have
I have no fear cos you are all that I have

You're cinematic razor sharp
A welcome arrow through the heart
Under your skin feels like home
Electric shocks on aching bones

Give me a chance to hold on
Give me a chance to hold on
Give me a chance to hold on
Just give me something to hold onto

It's so clear now that you are all that I have
I have no fear cos you are all that I have
It's so clear now that you are all that I have
I have no fear cos you are all that I have

There is a darkness deep in you
A frightening magic I cling to

Give me a chance to hold on
Give me a chance to hold on
Give me a chance to hold on
Just give me something to hold onto

It's so clear now that you are all that I have
I have no fear now you are all that I have
It's so clear now that you are all that I have
I have no fear now you are all that I have

Snow Patrol

Favorite Things

'm thinking of my soul's sovereignty
and I know everything you hate in me
fill me up with over-pious badgerings
throw them up, one of my favorite things

Too bad the things that make you mad
are my favorite things
my favorite things

Remember all the lessons fed to me?
me the young sponge, so ready to agree
years have gone, I recognize the walking dead
now aware that I'm alive and way ahead

Too bad the things that make you mad
are my favorite things
yeah, yeah, oooh, yeah
and I'm so happy

I see you looking
I know that you're thinking
that I'll never go anywhere
the things that I've done
and the things that I've seen
I don't really expect you to care

Too bad the things that make you mad
are my favorite things
yeah, yeah, oooh, yeah
and I'm so happy
too bad the things that make you mad
are my favorite
too bad the things that make you mad
are my favorite things

(incubus)

Glass

If I had a dime
for every time you walked away
I could afford to not give a shit
and buy a drink and drown the day
but your pockets, they are empty, yeh
and mine are times two
so why not make an about face
and accept the love I send to you?

You're never gonna be content if you don't try
try to see outside your line
there you go, you did it again
you act as if there's binder on your eyes

Should I apologize
if what I say burns your ears
and stains your eyes?
oh, did I crack your shell?
when it falls away
you'll see we exist as well!

Like a bottle with the cork stuck
your true ingredients trapped inside
through the cloudy glass we catch a glimpse of you
I guess the hard shell represents your pride
oh, if only it could be different
we could uncover the you, you deny
between two, a small discrepancy
one complicates and one simplifies

You're never gonna be content if you don't try
try to see outside your line
there you go, you did it again
you act as if there's binder on your eyes

Should I apologize
if what I say burns your ears
and stains your eyes?
oh, did I crack your shell?
when it falls away
you'll see we exist as well!

Take those fucking blinders off your eyes!

So if I had a dime
for every time you walked away
you could bet your bottom dollar
that I'd be filthy rich by noon today

Should I apologize
if what I say burns your ears
and stains your eyes?
oh, did I crack your shell?
when it falls away
you'll see we exist as well!
should I apologize
if what I say burns your ears
and stains your eyes?
oh, did I crack your shell?
when it falls away
you'll see we exist as well!

(incubus)

MEXICO

You could see me reaching
so why couldn't you have met me halfway
you could see me bleeding
but you could not put pressure on the wound

You only think about yourself
you only think about yourself
you better bend before I go
on the first train to Mexico

You could see me breathing
but you still kept your hand over my mouth
you could feel me seething
but you just turned your nose up in the air

You only think about yourself
you only think about yourself
you better bend before I go
on the first train to Mexico

You only think about yourself
you only think about yourself
you better bend before I go
on the first train to Mexico


(incubus)

PRICELESS

The fact that you
you think you can
speak to me
the way you do
it bleeds me to believe that you
have never stepped out of the skin you live within

But when, and if this day occurs
your tongue, the taste will immitate
a battery the anti-equilibrium
your stomach becomes the floor

The look on your face was priceless!
the look on your face was priceless!
yes, the look on your face was priceless!
that look, it was

A light goes on upstairs
the attic is ablaze
this island isn't big enough for both of us
so who will swim in eel infested oceans?

Kiss the sand goodbye
because the tide is coming up and in
yeah, water, water, water everywhere
and every chance to sink!

The look on your face was priceless!
the look on your face was priceless!
yes, the look on your face was priceless!
that look, it was so priceless
priceless, so priceless

It's an amalgamation
of the things you aren't
the ways you wish you were
a split second percieving of
the way you really look to everyone of them

I wish that you could see because
I wish that you could yeah

The look on your face was priceless!
the look on your face was priceless!
yes, the look on your face was priceless!
that look, it was so priceless
so priceless, priceless

(incubus)

terça-feira, julho 18, 2006

im back!!!!

passo a citar:
""sabes qual é o mal? è que vemos demasiados filmes.
- Alias, o nosso mal é que nos prometeram um Amor Eterno desde pequeninas. E ninguem nos disse que era tão normal que isso acontecesse como ganhar a lotaria. Imagina a tua maezinha a dixer-te: Minhafilha, aos 6 anos vais para a escola, aos 18 tiras a carta, e aos 20 ganhas o totoloto.
-é ridiculo . Mas foi o que fizeram e continuam a fazer conosco.
- Pois . e depois chagamos a uma desgraçada idade em que vemosque isso nao é verdade mas ai já é demasiado tarde para arrancar a fé.
-Consola-te. quem tem fé tem tudo."

Catarina Fonseca (o clube das encalhadas).

domingo, julho 02, 2006

Aniversario.....





pois e ha sempre coisas memoraveis!!!!!esta ssituaçao é uma dessas!!!!!!!!!



A galifoon fez anos...... é verdade!!!!!! ja tem um quarto de seculo!!!!hehehe e comemorou a sua festa em grande!!!!!! quero desde ja agradecer a todos os q vieram!!!! foi uma festa em grande como tem de ser qd fazemos 25!!! 25!!! panico total!!!!! e q festa q foi!!!!!!! aqui vao algumas fotos!!!!!

sexta-feira, junho 16, 2006

... E AINDA.... PARTE DOIS........



ME.............SORRIAM E DIGAM LA SE NAO É TAO AMOROSO........ UMA DELICIA MESMO!!!! AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

... E AINDA...............................


ca esta um belo retrato........................

OS RESISTENTES

Há muito q se pode dixer sobre a idade.......... e a velhice claro!!!!!!!!!!! Para muita gente a idade é impedimento para muita coisa....para outros a idade traz impedimentos......e ainda ha aqueles q pensam q a idade n traz nada mas no fundo....bem la no fundo actua como um maldito fungo.....tipo aqueles q se instalam nos pés ...tão a ver a cena?!?!?!?! aqueles q dao altes comichoes .....pois é!!!! mas ha sempre os resistentes a quem a idade passa e n deixa marca !!!!! pois é sempre joviais e com alte espirito!!!!!! portanto so posso dixer para todos a quem a idade é e faz mossa!!!!!! cá vai............ CAMBADA DE CONINHAS!!!!!!!! JA DISSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
temos de ter em conta q este post foi escrito num dia de chuva e de cartada claro mas nem p isso ha pixas moles para jogar somos sempre os mesmos malditos!!!!!!!!!! trintoes do caraças!!!!!!!! belhos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! na prestam ja xeiram a mofffffooooooooooooo............................ jasus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fungosos!!!!!!!!

MISS SAMIRRA; THE GALIFOON